You know, I played with G.I. Joe action figures as a kid with my ankle-biter friends. We weren't exactly reverent in our treatment of them. They generally got their arms twisted off, faces melted, or explodered with cherry bombs.
Hrmm... if John Friend was a practitioner of his own made-up brand of Wicca, maybe Bikram Choudhury is up with the teachings of Vodun, hence this doll? Maybe I need to get me one of these!